Compliments of Jacob and Emily Risner, I recieved this birthday card in the mail last week:
A Poem for your birthday "All about Farts"
A fart can be quiet,
a fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
poisonous cloud...
A fart can be short,
or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
to sounds just like a song...
A fart can create
a most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
or silent, but deadly...
A fart might not smell,
while others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
or linger awhile...
A fart can occur
in a number of places,
And leave everyone
with strange looks on their faces...
From wide-open prairie,
to small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
sooner or later...
But not all farts are bad,
this is simply not true--
We mustn't forget
Dear old farts like you!
is it odd that this is not the first fart birthday card that I have recieved in my lifetime?
--Beth Anne
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